Alien Checkup

Whats up with Disclosure?

Alien Checkup: What's up with Disclosure?

Over the last couple of years stories about UFOs and aliens have repeatedly made headline news along with being a popular topic of discussion in our daily lives and blogs. Pictures, videos and eyewitness testimony from reputable individuals have been released and confirmed by experts and government officials from the pentagon. Legitimate sources for news like Fox, MSNBC and The [failing] New Times have run stories about disclosure and even a possible intergalactic federation watching us from the stars. People who previously discounted the existence of extraterrestrials now believe they are not only real but that they have already made contact with our world leaders. The idea of UFO disclosure has tickled crazies like me over the last few years until suddenly I seemed to have lost interest in watching for UFOs and spacemen in the sky. 

“Meeting my hero”

I, like many of us, have been sadly swept up in the excitement of the election year. Though it was an election, (or rather Martin Shkreli’s election interference with his weaponized use of The Wu Tang Clan’s influence on social media) that got me into the Silly Spiracy game, it has also been recently distracting me from my work. I’m supposed to be bringing you fun, made up conspiracies put together through facts, hyperbole and little conclusion jumping but lately I’ve been focusing too much on politics. They got me, the CIA activated me and I should have seen it coming. Politics are stupid and fake, everyone involved is working together towards a total corporate monopoly over our lives. So instead of getting myself worked up over two elderly men (again), we are going to do a check up on one of my favorite conspiratorial topics. 

Since last we’ve discussed UFO disclosure there have been many happenings in the world of ufology. From new witness reports to released footage and even possible ETs themselves being spotted in our own backyards. If you’re interested in the phenomenon then these stories and others may have already come across your algorithms though I hope to provide some insight that you may not yet have come across. For everyone else I’ll be catching you up with a few UFO stories that have happened since the Natcient Aliens piece that was released on this blog at the end of last May. We will discuss their legitimacy and potential possibilities that they could lead to in the future. Hopefully we will be able to stay away from politics and in the end I hope to leave you with a unique conclusion that you can share in the form of an ear beating to a new acquaintance at the next party you attend. 

First I figured we should start on the topic of disclosure in general. Disclosure is the term given to the potential UFO revelations given to us from the government themselves. Their disclosure on this topic would, without a doubt, confirm the existence not only of UFOs or UAPs but also of the extraterrestrial entities piloting them. The pentagon has all but said this already when a former intelligence officer, David Grusch, admitted to our government being in possession of “offworld entities”. Along with a highly redacted report, the pentagon has confirmed the existence of these entities as well as nine crashed crafts and advanced technology. Though they have admitted this in writing they have not shown any photos, video or detailed descriptions of the supposed recovered material. 

That material may be released in the upcoming “Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon Records Collection” being done by the US National Archives. At the start of this year in accordance with a new National Defense protocol, the US National Archives launched a UAP records collection campaign in an attempt to gather all known government information on the phenomenon. The archives are being sent every document from every government agency on the topic of UAPs. They have until the end of the year to review and organize these documents before they are released for public disclosure. Senator Chuck Shumer believes that this disclosure will give answers to these mysterious and unidentified objects claiming it is our right as the public to know this information. This has been a long time plan first told to us in 2016 from Hillary Clinton's leaked emails which had similar disclosure conversations between ufologist Tom DeLonge and John Podesta which they believed would be a key to building trust between the government and the younger generation. This would be especially helpful after the past few years of fake viruses and stolen elections. 

“This was also my grandmas 86th birthday.”

This National Archive disclosure may not be as good as it sounds according to ufologist filmmaker Jeremy Corbell. Corbell has made himself in recent years to be the number one authority on the topic of UAPs. He has done this through several documentaries on the subject as well as his podcast, Weaponized, which he does with former investigative journalist George Knapp. These two have been at the helm of UAP disclosure giving their takes and sharing insight on pictures, videos and other incidents on the subject. Corbell and Knapp believe that the National Archive disclosure isn’t going to actually disclose anything. According to them the National Archive has been instructed since Project Blue Book to destroy all UFO material and thus all these supposed documents no longer exist. They claim this records collection will be nothing more than a waste of taxpayer time and money. 

Though interestingly enough they do support some of the information released through this program such as the jellyfish UAP seen over a military base in Iraq. This has been a recent release in the UAP world and was for a moment exciting as it gave us a new shape of UAP that we hadn’t seen before. Allegedly this jellyfish shaped UAP was spotted in October 2018 flying over a military base at a consistent speed in one direction. It was also filmed over the Persian Gulf and was shared with Corbell by an anonymous source. The craft was spotted for around seventeen minutes before diving into the gulf and reemerging at speeds too fast for cameras to capture. The UAP demonstrated positive lift without any typical aerodynamic means for lift and thrust. The origin and intent of this transmedium UAP is unknown. 

This story, like many similar stories, gets me jazzed up like donuts and coffee after an early Sunday mass. Corbell too seemed to be very excited when sharing this information with us all on social media. My enthusiasm dropped however when I watched the video and saw what is clearly nothing more than a recon droid from Empire Strikes Back. I mean look at the picture above this paragraph and then look at the one below it. Along with it “moving at a continuous speed in one direction” clearly they've just copy and pasted this image and moved the background behind it. This jellyfish UAP along with many other stories is really starting to make me doubt my beliefs in UFOs. If we are being sold stories this unbelievable by con artists like Corbell then I wonder just how far they’ll go and to what end is this trickery? 

“Recon Droid”

Luckily Corbell doesn’t totally gatekeep what stories are released and we are still sometimes given UFO stories from regular citizens through local news reports. As was the case with two incidents where witnesses allegedly saw a 10 foot tall alien alive and in person. The first incident happened just outside of Las Vegas and the second in Miami. Both incidents have several witnesses and even police reports complete with body cam footage of witnesses describing these events. Unfortunately each of these viral stories turned out to be nothing more than special effects from local commercial shoots. These commercials brought a lot of viral attention to the products they were going to advertise through the viral alien stories. Perhaps they were even some new form of commercial where a viral story is the actual commercial itself.

“Actual bodycam image of Las Vegas UFO.”

Which brings me to my next point which is this Squarespace SuperBowl ad directed by award winning filmmaker Martin Scorsese. If you have seen the commercial and read my short story Rumspringa, then you know Martin Scorses completely plagiarized my material. If you didn’t read the story, though I know certainly that Scorsese did, then I’ll give you the plot: essentially aliens arrive on Earth and everyone is too busy looking at their phones to look up and see them. The story I wrote goes further in depth into a dystopian world where people don’t believe what they see unless they see it on their phones. Scorsese, as he commonly does with his movies, just took my story and boiled out all the important elements to produce a shell of another writer's work. Unlike the other writers whose work he has perverted, I didn’t get a check for my intellectual properties, and yes Marty I will sell out. 

Anyway, let me get back to the point. Just like in my story the commercial does shed light on the overall issue which is that our idea of truth has been individualized by our phones beyond reality. It's gone beyond our phones to this point, now we have the ability to augment the world we see through our eyes with devices like GoogleGlass. Now with GoogleGlass we no longer have to look at anything without looking at a blue light projected on a screen. This device claims that it will give users an edge on those without it, making it a must have for anyone trying to get ahead in the world. This enticing sales pitch got thousands of people worldwide to stand in line and wait to augment their reality forever. GoogleGlass is only the first and surely there will be competitors with their own reality augmenting devices which will make achieving the goals of Project Blue Beam that much easier! 

“Not all images on screen appear in real life.”

We’ve discussed Project Blue Beam in almost every UFO piece that I’ve done and the reason for that is more and more things happen that eerily seem like they are going that direction. The purpose of Project Blue Beam is to use holographics in the sky projected from satellites to broadcast a worldwide image of either God, or an alien attack. For a while this seemed like a stretch for satellites but if we are all wearing augmented glasses then they can just stream the image to all of our screens. Even if not everyone sees it, the goal is that enough will see it and believe it to bring on the next phase of global war. Either holy war or a fixed fight against alien invaders the end will be the same, a one world global government connected with a global religion, that unfortunately is not Catholicism. I’ll get into the conspiracy against Catholicism, and hopefully convert some of you heathens, at a later date.

“Prognosis negative.”

Until then I still have to finish this alien checkup and unfortunately if it was a real doctor checkup I’d say that the diagnosis is looking terminal. I’m a real UFO enthusiast and I have to admit that during what a lot of people think is a renaissance for UFOs I find myself thoroughly unenthused about a lot of it. Strange lights and orbs in the sky have been seen in every culture worldwide all the way back to ancient Sumer. Though it's gone through different names and beliefs, the UFO phenomenon seems to be a natural part of the world we live in. They’ve been thought of as deities, fairies and now aliens. Many ancient myths involve a hero crossing over into what is known as the land of the dead, Gaelic people tell stories about curious souls wandering into the land of fairies and in the twentieth century we had many stories of alien abductions. What is common between the stories of these phenomena is the idea of an otherworldly being bringing one of us into their world in order to teach us lessons that we can bring back to our realm.   

“Aliens and Fairies are the same.”

This idea of benevolent teaching seems to be lost in the mainstream discussions had by Corbell and Knapp today. Corbell and Knapp have bullied themselves into becoming the end all source of UAP information and clearly these government agents are spinning the narrative to make UAPs the next terrorists in the eyes of americans. In his early films Jeremy believed in the old world idea of benevolent teachers visiting us from another world, then suddenly he starts to support the idea that UAPs may be threatening just as he begins working closely with the disclosure project. Perhaps he learned something from his sources that changed his views or maybe he got a visit from some men in black who represented the military industrial complex. Maybe these men showed him an angle of the Kennedy Assissnation that he’s never seen before along with explicit instructions for how to build the narrative they want him to build. 

Really this Dr. Strangelove-esque scenario may be unlikely but there are plenty of Ufologists who I believe that have experienced this visit. People I believe like John Keel wrote in depth about these visits and his time being harassed by the men in black. In the legitimate UFO field experts like Dr. Steven Greer will point out that there is no malevolence to these objects and they agree that if there was then they probably would have attacked by now. The truth is that real UFOs, if they are from another planet, are probably nothing more than unmanned discovery ships, kind of like a recon droid. More likely the evidence shows that they are visions given to us by the planet itself in order to guide and nurture the progress of human life. They project images in our minds to give us ideas like democracy, the diesel engine and the ipod. So when the talk about UFOs being dangerous or that they’re our enemies inevitably starts being the mainstream narrative, remember to take off the augmented glasses, don’t believe everything that the screen tells you and go out and experience things yourself.

“Escape from the matrix”

But before I go I want to bring it back to something we mentioned earlier which is that Martin Scorsese plagiarized my work. Scorsese has zero original ideas and would have no career if he were illiterate, which I’m glad he’s not since he is obviously an active reader of my blog. But unfortunately Marty, The Irishman sucked, and you aren’t a good director because good directors write their own movies, like Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith revolutionized the idea of a movie with his independently made hit Clerks. He is a good director though he has never kissed enough butts to win an award for directing. He also made one of the most blasphemous acts of sacrilege with his movie Dogma but its still an original script better than anything Scorsese has ever come up with. Martin, you thought you could steal my work without any repercussions but just know I am extremely litigious. I know lawyers and I’m sure they’d love to meet you but all of this can be settled if you’d like to avoid the embarrassment of court. Slide in my DMs Marty, I know you’re reading this, you might be surprised how little I’ll sell out for. 

“Everyone has a price.”